Oily Tales from Oiled Tongues… Merry Christmas to DF & ALL men of goodwill - Ik Muo, PhD


 ·       I appologise upfront for the lenghty nature of this OILY discourse but it will be worth your while!

Arguments  between officials at Dangote Refinery, Oil Marketers and the regulators are batted back and forth in the media. All sides have been accused of hiding some facts and figures which leaves people guesing what is going on inside this somewhat opaque industry. Will Ross,  BBC African Regional Editor  18/11/24( Who wins when  when Nigeria’s richest man takes on the oil Mafia)

 I knew that there would be a fight but I did not know that the mafia in oil is stronger than the mafia in drugs-Dangote

When something is OILY, it is slimy, slippery, easy to swallow, difficult to grasp and used to compound other elements. When something is OILED,  it has been coated with oil and  consequently, it  is smooth, frictionless, lubricated,  and free-flowing. I want to start this intervention with a  wager. I have never betted before. Even the small  raffle-draw   where the prize was  a cock or a tubber of yam that used to be common in  the village in those days did not appeal to me.  However today, I feel ‘betty’. I  am willing to offer my certificates from Nigerias finest universities (University of Ibadan, Ahmadu Bello University  and University of Lagos) to anyone who can explain to me in a KISS-model, the happenings in our oil industry, where NNPC, which is now a private limited company, regulates other private companies, makes policy statements  on behalf of the government and is both a regulator and an operator. It is just like the Central Bank of Nigeria operating  CBN Commercial BankLtd!  For a long while, the key feature of our NNPC-regulated oil industry was (and is still), it’s extreme opacity. However of late, it has become as complicated as our analogue telephone wires, where one cannot differentiate  the in-wires that bring in the calls from the out-wires that distribute the  calls. Nigeria is the only oil-producing country in the world where the oil ministry is left hanging such that the Minister is impliedly the oga at the top!!!


Some of our people  have so much chopped from oil and allied matters that their mouths had become OILY and they are the sources of these OILY tales. The tales from the oil sector is oily: slippery, easy  to swallow and difficult to grasp. And the  consequential weried tales are told by those whose tongus have been oild; the tonhues have been lubricated with the same oil but while  the tales  flow freely from their tongues, the receipients find it difficult to grasp. Everything was going on normally (that is despite the oil-sector opacity and the strange scenario where one of the highest oil producers imports 101% of its fuel)  when Dangote the capitalist  identified the obvious opportunity and decided to exploit it. The FG, which had  spent $25bn on Turn Around Maintenance of currently morribund refineries( PH  & Warri refineries are now said to be working to various degrees),  carried the Dangote  self-imposed investment burden as if it were a public sector programme. The government was actually the one announcing when the  Dangote Refinery Limited (DRL) would be ready, and since the days of Ibe Kachikwu, told us that once DRL opens shop, all our oil woes would be over. We waited, prayed, fasted and  hoped. In any case, we had little choice. Then as the long awaited DRL was about to open shop , the OILY tales started.

The Government, which had been promoting the DLR turned 180 degrees and became a conscious and deliberate  demarketer. The Government, through its various oiled agents and agencies,  told a bewildered nation that DRL had no operational licence and that the quality of its products was inferior  but  Dangote himself asked them to submit samples for open contest to determine who was dealing in unwholsome products.  It was then announced   that contrary to what we had been made to believe that  the NNPC stake in DRL is just 7% because the NNPC was unable to meet the financial obligations of 20% intially agreed! But the audit of NNPC accounts for 2022 indicated that the NNPC had paid for 20% shares in  DRL!  And at the  Energy Relations Stakeholders Engagement, Abuja, 16/12/24, the NNPC told us that it borrowed  oil-backed $1bn in support of DRL, which was facing liquidity crises, underscoring its dedication to fostering public-private partnerships that drive national development. The DRL described this statement as hogwashic misinformation, arguing that they would not have given NNPC generous payment terms for  their proposed shareholding (5 year  repayment terms) if they were liquiditychallenged. By the way, how can a company which is indebted to the tune of $6bn to its customers, and which could not pay for its allotted shares be the one borrowing in support of DRL? Well, I  hope I have not defamed!

 However, it  became obvious even to the deaf and blind that the government which was a promoter of DLR had inexplicably become its demoter. When Dangote found out that the handshake had gone beyond the elbow, he opened a can of warms, starting with the  tales from Malta… that some NNPC people have opened a blending plant somewhere off Malta from where they brought in poor quality products with fake certificates. He did not mention names but when  you alude to a  distressed basket  a skeletal  or a ragged person  takes note. He had thrown that unmentionable thing at the fan, which then scattered it everywhere and everyone ran for cover but there is nowhere to hide.  Stories also came out about how ALL efforts by Dangote alone and in cohot with Otedola  to rescue the refineries were thwarted by government and its agents. And the Nigerian Bureau of Statistics authoritatively reported that our imports from Malta reached a record high of N766.81bn in the third quarter of 2024 but did not specfy what products were imported!( are you see what I am saw?). Anyway, when Dangote who had always appeared maleable , who usually   openeth not his mouth like a lamb led to the slaughter( Isaiah 53:7), started shaking tables, then nobody needed to tell the blind man that fullblown war had started.  Troublesome or treasonous Nigerians then went online and descovered that the Malta Oil Business was being undertaken by Ras Hanzir Oil Terminal Ltd and released the names of the Directors. You should go and find out by yourselves. I don’t want to enlarge the defamation-quotient of this intervention!


Then, the ding-dong dance, a dance more exciting  than gwo-gwo-gwo- ngwo started. The Government ordered the NNPC to sell to Dangote in Naira and our people clapped because those of us not schoold in the theory and practice of international oil market believed that it would lead to a significant haircort  on the price of our local lifewire, petrol. But that was not done months later because NNPC had pre-sold our oil to unknown traders and because some people were not eager to commit economic sepuku! At that time, other ‘independent refineries suddenly came alive and opposed the direct crude sales to local refineries, which a layman like myself believed that it would be in their interest.In anycase, even if they sold local oil to DRL, it would be at the Naira equivalent of the global oil price on the deal date. This  weirid father harvested a huge quantity of yam, sold it to wholsalers, pocketed the money and asked his family to go and buy from them at market prices. In any case, Dangote had to and is probably still importing crude oil, from Brazil or wherever. NNPC then declared itself as the sole offtaker of the fuel, requested for a offices so as to have  permanent representatives at DRL, fixed the prices, and did/said many unbelievable things. Remember that NNPC is a private company of its own

As the days went bye, the oily tales  became more  densely oiled, amuzing, amazing and even awesome. For instance, contrary to  public percetion all along, Aliko Dangote, the very poor man (because he is the only rich man in a very large community), told a bewildered nation that  the DRL was built without any support  or  incentive,from Nigerian Government, that it was fully paid for and recounted  several government policies that nearly sabotaged and stalled its takeoff. He  made this weighty  revelation at the Oil Refinery Owners Association of Nigeria Summit  at Lagos on  8/10/24. Very few Nigerians believed him. That was when  one Adeola Soetan, a member of  a member of ATSoN ( Association of Table Shakers of Nigeria), revealed that Dangote paid $100m for the expansive Dangote site but that what was declared as IGR from the deal was$1.4m! Somebody is still trying to put off the fire . At that same  Refiners Summit, the Minister of Petroleum, Henekin Lokpobri advised the NNPC to abandon its 4 refineries (which have been morribund for 24 years, despite heavy investments) and take greater stake in  Dangote and other refineries. Represented by  Dangana Tande, Deputy Director, Upstream, he said: we urge the state oil company to take equity in the other upcoming refineries rather than running refineries. Of course, this was denied the following day, wich further oiled the discourse. Some of our content creators( Ekpa is one of them!) now added more oil to the tales by describing NNPC as a man with 4 full-time wives( refinerias) frantically chasing an untested  sidechick! Another  generated a mathematical assignment from the quagmire:  If Dangote complained about NNPC, NNPC complained about Dangote, IPMAN complained abpout Dangote and People complaied about  pump price of fuel, calculate the area of the triangle and find X!

And then, Dangote  complained  that  dealers were ingnoring the 500m liters of fuel from the DRL but the dealers asked him to prove that he had such a stock, lamenting that they spent days at DRL to load their trucks and that after spending fortunes to load a truck, the margin was usually a few thousands of Naira but Dangote declared that  the DRL would  eliminate fuel queues , lenghten the lifetime of our car engines,  give an accurate figure of domestic consumption and  that his fuel was 15% cheaper than NNPC’s imported fuel but his traducers countered that his fuel was more expensive than NNPCs, that they had to have mercy on Nigerians by seeking a cheaper source  and that they would not support a monopoly situation. IPMAN insisted that NNPC  should sell to them at DRL  price or return the billions they had as deposits,  alleging that NNPC bought below N900 and wanted to sell to them at above N1000. Even the  price at which NNPC bought from Dangote was a subject of public disputation since DRL denied the price as claimed by NNPC. The FG then denied any culpability in the  various price increases while NNPC said that it was not influenced by the FG to  increase prices, which were due to the  dynamics of global oil market. Incidentally. the Minister of Information and National Orientationm, Mohammed Idris was speaking for NNPC, a private company!

 And while  NNPC, IPMAN et al are aranging  how to import oil into Nigeria, (oil majors had ordered 141m liters after DL had started operations),many countries  were lining up  to import fuel from DRL and Cameroon, Angola,Ghana, SouthAfrica have actually imported from DRL. And then Dangote took some of the importers, includig NNPC and Matrix to court, asking the court to stop their importation efforts and  suddenly the DSS got involved in the dispute between NNPC and IPMAN while on Friday,8/11/24 the Nigerian Coalition of Civil Society Organisations (NICOCSO) staged a protest at the National Assembly, over the impasse between the Nigeria National Petroleum Company Limited (NNPCL) and DRL and other challenges in the Nigerian oil sector. However, while ALL this were going on, Gabon invited Aliko Dangote, gave him a presitential treat and requested him to explore investment opportunities in cement and fertilizer in their country. The inquisitive spirit in me has made me to ask why ONLY the fuel compenent of Dangote Industries is subject to disputation. Why are the gas, aviation fuel and fertilizer componnents moving on   in peace?

The tales took a religious dimension when the one and only GO Adeboye accused those against fuel subsidy removal as being responsible for naira devaluation, which but for his prayers would have risen to N10000/$1. He also called for prayers against those sabotaging the only working refinery in Nigeria. Meanwhile, after several false-starts, the PH refinery was said to be ready to commence operations after gulping over $1.5bn. At least the NNPC  then had  something to occupy its attention and  so as to leave DRL alone. But like Thomas, I will not agree that PHR is operational untill I drive my car from Ijebuode to the PH and buy fuel at the NNPC depot within the complex. But the resumption or the alleged resumption of PHR after 1001 false starts, after gulping enough money to build many refineries, had become the most contentious issue in Nigeria in recent times, more contentious than the Naira-repainting  exercise done by  the Bible-clutchig Emefiele


The noise that followed the re-opening of PHR created the impression that we had just  sent somebody successfully to the moon. And the noise  about mere rehabilitation was after an individual built the largest refinery in Africa and one of the most modern in the world . The oily and oiled  exchanges that followed looked like Fela’s U be tif, I no be tif!  The background to the story was that Farook Kperoji reported  that sombody in the refinery whom he asked to verify the health of PHR  just sent him a picture of the launching of Nigari Air. If you don’t know the implication of this, how do you want me to know? In any case, our people say that if a proverb were to be interpreted for somboody, then the bride price paid on his ‘mother’s  head’ was  a waste. I won’t say more than that.It started with Sahara Reporters, which reported that the refinery was not yet completely rehabilited, that it had no refining capacity and that it was blending something with something and linked Indorama to the tales. NNPC replied that there was nothing wrong with blending, that only the old refinery was operational and produced blended gasoline. Then we heard  from a community leader that it was the old stock in the reservoir that was trucked out,  followed by another twist that PHR closed shop after three days as the loading bay was empty and then the Chairman of Nigerian Society of Chemical engineers, Tony Ogbuigwe, says PHR is working, 60-70% that the old-Area 5 is working, producing light and heavy gasoline, blended with Crack C5 to yield PMS. the new, the catalyc optimisation unit, not yet working. Bala Zaka wondered how a woman would give birth without anyone seeing the signs of the pregnancy because there were no signs that NNPC was about commencing operations.

Then NNPC started Refinery Tourism, financing groups  on PR visits to the PHR, including NLC and TUC,  and former Managing Directors of NNPC all of which/whom affirmed that PHR was working. ( I did not know that  Former NNPC CEOs had a union and by the way, what do you expect them to say?) I don’t know why NNPC has not procured me for PHR tourism . I had insisted that I must drive to PH and buy fuel from PHR before I would agree but I have changed my mind. However, I have changed my mind. I am now willing to accpt   ONLY  the testimony of DF… nothing more!  And NNPC burnt its fingers when the invited OBJ to come and see(John,1:39) but he lambasted them, saying that it was  disrespectful and insulting! More tales emerged when NNPC reported that we were not seeing much of the PHR oil because it had been exported through  Gulf Oil Transport and Trading in  Dubai! How can NNPC be exporting when our PMS imports had risen to garagantuan proportions, with 2.3b litres( worth $2bn+) imported between 11/9/24-5/12/24? Are we trying to create  another ‘Malta’ ?


And then, on 21/12/24, it was reported that PHR had AGAIN shut down,  and that its conversion unit was not working and thus could not  produce gasoline. Of course, NNPC said the report was TOTALLY false. Funny enough, no one is sure about the amount spent on PHR repairs. Some have quoted $1.5bn others quoted $2.9. if not for fear of Ekiti Treatment, I would have conjured my own figures!

Our Ministers are also a part of the oily tales, one of them being the Coordinating Minister of the Economy who announced that the FG had saved $20bn from the REMOVAL of oil subsidy but immediately submitted a request for $2bn+ loan, which the NASS approved within 24 hours.  How could we have saved such an intimidating sum when it was the burden of underrecovery that nearly sunk the NNPC. Before then, the Minister of Darkness, sorry, power , Adebayo Adelabu who miraculously survived the last cabinet shakup due to his wonderful performance, gleefuly enthused that Nigerians were not complaining about the high cost of fuel because of a more benign power supply situation. In effect he admitted that people buy fuel  to satisfy their electricity needs. Long before then, the Minister of State for Labour had declared that NNPC did not contribute a dime to the 2024 budget and asked Nigerians to  have mercy of BAT, who was also suffering the impact of the fuel price hike. Wetin Labour Deputy Minister get to do with NNPC and Budget?

There are tales and still  more tales and while the  Upstream Regulatory Commissionstated stated  that Nigeria daily crude production is 1.5mbpd,  the  NNPC said it was 1.8m. And so, who is the defacto or  dejure regulator? NNPC or all these commissions that are all over the place? NNPC once declared that it had stopped importation and would buy from DRL but that was at a time it had ganged up with other importers to commit almost $1bn for 1.5m tonnes of petrol. It was said that DRL still bought  crude oil in Dollars while banks were structuring N3trn for importers, who had argued that it was cheaper  and more profitable to import than to buy from DRL. NNPC eventually signed a 10 year gas deal with DRL and IPMN sealled a direct-purchase deal with DRL but that was after Dangote accused one company in its neighbourhood of blending or intending  to blend low quality fuel, an accusation which Peter Mbah’s Pinacle Oil denied, even though they were not mentioned. The MD of Atlantic oil was arrested by EFCC for diverting $35m oil fund. Which one be oil fund again?

The tales becamse more oiled when Dangote declared that  he knew that there would be a fight but that he did not know that the oil mafia was more vicious and ruthless than the drug mafia.  And then, one fellow just propped up from nowere to I inform us that Dangote does not OWN DRL; that it was-and is- owned by International Investment Bank Development  Group( IIBG ), which has subsidiaries in 42 African countries, including DRL, where it acquired 70% stake at the cost of $19b, in july 15 2022. The same unknown analyst also claimed that NNPC would sell its 7% stake in DRL to an unknown entity going forward. Along the line, the Oando-NNPC tales took over the headlines. Sometimes ago, NNPC took over ALL Oando Stations across the country and these were appropriately rebranded. And suddenly, we heard that the NNPC transferred ownership of ALL fuel stations to Tinubu’s nephew, in a deal that involved OVH Energy Marketing, a hitherto unknown operator, which has a  blood-relatiionship Oando!

The  news of the fall in petrol landing costs  of fuel to N970 and reduction of fuel prices  by Dangote (‘to ease transport costs during the festive period, )and NNPC then hit the airwaves. And then DRL started advertising and NNPC started some promos! I don’t know who is copying from whom but Nigerians like that type of news. In all this, I sympathise with my friend, Tony Chiejina DRL talk-talk manager because he was alone against NNPC, IPMAN,  PETROAN , MEMAN, Ministry of Petroleum, the Government and free agents like Fani Kayode who put mouth into what does not concern him, warning that Oil business was different from selling cement and sugar. Then we heard that BUA refinery was 90% completed and that Aizekiel Refinery at Bayelsa was  near completion as its OSBL(wetin be this one?) is 100% complete and that BAT had invited Koreans  to construct 4 new refineries and that Warri refinery had commenced operations. But I remember the story that fuel, as a source of power is going out of fashion? That was when one egghead advised our youths to move away from petroleum engineering!


The whole oily tales took another dimension when AriseTV accused NNPC& Government  of sponsoring protests by protesters  procured with N4000 per capita. The show was exposed because the protestants  were  fighting over the   resource-allocation within  Arise premises. And then, Vice President Kashim Shettima  commissioned  a new FPSO vessel  awned by  Oriental Energy Resources Limited in Dubai (that cost $315m) ‘ to boost Nigeria oil sector’. Those of us not versed in OILY matters wondered how a vesel in Dubai would boost the Nigerian oil sector or if they were trying to replicate Malta in Dubai?  Anyway, they said that the vessel would be deployed in Okwok Oil Field in 2025. And just the other day(4/1/25) more oily tales emerged  about something that ould be more miraculous that feeding thousands with 2 loaves( Mark,8:1-10)! That was when marketers projected  that fuel price would soon tumble to N500/ litre

Asari Dokubo( now HRH of one oily community), then continued his table-shaking antics by restating that soildiers were the key players in oil theft ecosystem, reminding us that he had a presidential permission  to grant the interview when he first made that assertion on the rocks that The military is at the centre of oil theft…99 per cent of oil theft can be traced to the Nigerian military, the Army and the Navy especially. And as NNPC was trying to boost fuel supply, one of its truckers, Afeeze Adegbola was boldly exporting fuel for domestic consumption, to other West Africal countries. As I was about berthing, the  Auditor General of the Federation reported that NNPC made unauthorised withdrawl of N82.9bn for refinery rehabilitation in the 2020/2021 year. And the bit goes on!!

 As I conclude this lengthy I hope I have been able to convince you, and not to confuse you that these  tales are complicated, complex and densely OILED. And that was why I staked my certificates for anybody who would  disentangle these oil tales in a common mans language!

NB: Somebody who holds back the truth causes trouble but he who openly criticises works for peace. Proverbs, 10:10

Abdulhaleem Ishaq Ringim told these tales in a poetic form and here it is:

Act 1, Scene 1: "SUBSIDY IS GONE!"

Scene 2: Exchange rate unification and currency floatation neutralized subsidy removal. Pump price became higher than landing cost with NNPC covering the differential. SUBSIDY IS BACK!

Act 2, Scene 1: Dangote Refinery is our savior. Scene 2: Dangote: I need Crude Oil; NNPC: We cannot give you! Dangote: You must give us. PIA said you must leave out a portion of Crude Oil produced for domestic supply. NNPC: We have signed forward sales agreement. Dangote: PIA supersedes any agreement. NNPC/NMPDRC: You are not ready. Even your diesel is substandard. And we won't allow you to become a monopoly. Dangote: My diesel is more qualitative than yours. I am offering you a lifeline with PMS. But no problem, I know what is happening in Malta. NNPC: (No comments)

Act 3, Scene 1:

NNPC: We will give you Crude Oil. In fact, we will sell it to you in Naira. Dangote: Thank you

Act 4, Scene 1:

NNPC: We are profitable. But we are in $6 billion debt. It is becoming hard to guarantee supply. NNPC then raises pump price to N897, closer to landing cost. NNPC: (And then suddenly) Dangote, we are going to be the exclusive buyers of your petrol. Dangote: No Problem (Nigerians: No problem? 🤔).

Scene 2:

Nigerians: NNPC, why are you interested in being the sole buyer of Dangote's petrol? FG/NNPC: For pricing purposes! Nigerians: Una wan become monopolist too? Shey you accused Dangote of such? 🤔 NNPC: No Comments! Nigerians: Wait. How much will you now sell the petrol. 🤔NNPC: FEC will decide. Nigerians: So you want to peg price? DEREGULATION IS GONE? 🤔NNPC: No Comments. Nigerians: Wait. How are you now going to find money and pay your $6 billion debt? NNPC: We will find ways. Nigerians: Jira Jira Jira (Wait Wait Wait), hope you are not planning to peg price above what would have been the real market price and below what it would have costed if imported to discourage import and yet still accrue windfall? NNPC: No Comments. Nigerians: Is that how you intend to get the money to pay your debt? NNPC: No Comment. Nigerians: Hmm 🤔WE WATCH! 😊Sha, congratulations Dangote. You made history.

 

 Meanwhile, as the OILY dynamics takes its toll on the ‘masses’, people are designing new modes of  transportation while drivers are OVERLOADING their vehicles so as to cover their fuel-push costs. But according to renewed hope appologists, ALL is well!


For DF

 I  wanted to write about DF and AB; how one person was furiously pursuing vendetta  in the name of justice  with oppressive, repressive and suppressive  state structures; how one is simultaneously  dragging another in courts as far as Syria and Ukraine and  yet the ‘suee’ was locked up while the ‘suer’ had a field-day   in a one-sided battle… I hope I have not defamed anybody. DF is younger, a lawyer and well known. The son of man is an elder, unlearned and unknown. So, while DF has many people rooting for him, shouting FREE DF( whether THEY hear or NOT) I might end up in Gashua and Gobir  or even Syria without anybody rooting for me apart from my family. So, I  borrow my self sense and shut myself up! But, I remember that they had granted him bail 1 and bail 2;  we are awaiting other bails from other present and emerging courts! However, as a FULL Man and a FULL Spirit, I say: COURAGE my brother; IT SHALL COME TO PASS  because thus saith the Lord: They shall fight against thee but they shall not prevail against thee because I am with thee(Jeremiah, 1:19!!!) Anyway, DF is at home now while preparing the second phase of the war. While he was in Ekiti dungeon, I gave him an assignment. To confirm the truth about Ph Refinery. I am  still awaiting his testimony, which is the only one I am ready to accept. Meanwhile,  DF is now richer, more popular with higher activsm rating than ever before. Surely, people will think twice before touching a tigers tail  again!

 Meanwhile Happy Christmas to  DF & ALL men of goodwill, a rapidly declining tribe! I pray that 2025 will be more GENUINLY hopeful and replete with  visible progress than 2024

 In honour of DF,, I am organising an ‘arts exhibition’ here and now, even though I am not an artist


 
 Ik Muo, PhD. FCIB. Department of Business Administration, OOU, Ago-Iwoye. 08033026624

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