Oga-Coro; In Just one year!(December 2019 to December 2020 - Ik Muo, PhD.

 

Mrs Keenan, 1st Vaccine recipient

Oga-Coro was officially recognized on 31/12/19 when the WHO  China Country Office was informed and the virus  was isolated on 7/1/20. However there are reports that one 55 year old in Hubei Province  was the first person to contract the mean virus on 17/11/19. There have been reports, even of recent that China disclosed far less than it knew about the origin of the disease, its statistics in China and even how they miraculously overcame it to become the only country that recorded almost 5% growth this year, while others are in the -20% region. China has also just  discovered’ that Coro is not an indigene; that it migrated from  Australia, among others but that is not my concern today and may not even be tomorrow. Now, if you check the median from 17th November and 31st December, you have 9th December. And so, Coro has just celebrated its first birthday anniversary.

 It is one of the wonders of 2020, and indeed, of this generation, that a strange  being, which is just one year old has gotten to the level where we are blackmailed and coerced to honour it with the  Oga appellation . In the world of area-boys, who have recently done a change-of-name to  hoodlums, motor-parks and prisons , the most ruthless becomes the Oga.  If you doubt, go and ask Olu-Omo, an ally of the father of all democrats .  Coro has indeed become the most ruthless and monstrous being that ever existed in this generation and that is why it has forced us to hold it in fear( not respect), which is why we humour it with the appellation, Oga, so that it will show some mercy. An invisible, unknown and vicious being has within one year become the most popular word in the internet, even more popular than Trump and the most notorious being on earth. Within its  12 months ‘on the throne’, it has rattled great men, humbled great nations, invaded and desecrated sacred and hallowed places , humbled the proud, created a hitherto unimaginable  new-normal, equalized all humanity, forced Nigerian big men to stay in Nigeria for more than 6 months at a stretch, rendered their private jets idle and forced them to visit Nigerian hospitals and take in Nigeria air. It has killed kings and princes, showed celebrities a taste of ordinary life and according to the President of African Development Bank, Coro has enrolled 30m people into the unemployment register in Africa…all within 12 months!

It is so powerful that as a toddler and without firing a shot, it imposed the global 3Ls (lockdown, luck-up and luck-in) and in  obeisance, markets, schools, international  travel and commerce,  and sporting activities  were crudely stopped. Our people who were experts in foreign conferences and meetings were forced to stay home or try the zoom option. We all became online experts: worshipping, learning, meetings and sales became mandatorily online affairs. Hospital  and mortuary facilities were overwhelmed in the US of all places and grave diggers were forced to proactively dig graves up front across the globe. It forced us to do what we have refused to do( hand-washing, spacing…) despite years of schooling in personal hygiene and social etiquettes. It has shown its influence by pushing other health concerns like HIV, tuberculosis and cancer into oblivion and whereas there has been no vaccine for cancer,  malaria, HIV and Ebola over these years, its own vaccine has berthed after just one year and there are several of them! It is noteworthy that the last vaccine approved took 4 years to be developed!  It also brought most of us closer to our Creator as prayer for an end to Coro became the major prayer point in 2020.

We were FORCED to realise that most of the things we see as must-have are actually dispensable and not essential to our lives. It forced husbands and wives and indeed the whole family to share a common space for months( and the results are showing in the various maternity wards across the nation!!!  And just this week,  Coro proved the truism of the ageless saying, ‘Amor Vincit Omnia’ ( Love conquers all), which I first read in  Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales during my HSC days at Federal Government College, Enugu( 1975-77). An Indian couple has just wedded in FULL Coro-protective attire after the bride tested positive on their wedding day (6/12/20)!!


The officiating minster and the lone witness were also similarly attired. This took place at the quarantine center in Baran in the state of Rajasthan Coro has also introduced  or popularized a basket of strange terms into our lexicon; terms like droplets, flattening the curve, coronised  covidious, verbal autopsy, active cases and plandemic.!

I have been having sleepless nights, cracking my medulla-oblongata, wondering where this came from and the source of its mysterious powers.  And then, on Monday,7/12/20, (around 2.pm), I got it: ‘See, I have this day set you over the nations and over the kingdoms, to root out and to pull down, to destroy and to throw down… they shall fight against you but they shall not prevail against you’. (Jeremiah, 1;10 & 19). It was the marching order to Jeremiah and I believe that the devil, who was expelled from heaven  with all his powers still intact,  created Coro and handed the instruction over it. It deliberately ignored  the second part of that Verse  9 which instructed it ‘to build and to plant’. I believe that we shall eventually get to the build and plant stage but now we are on the  ‘root out, pull down and destroy’ phase!

On its first anniversary, rather than listening to our ‘calm-down’  pleas and offering us some gifts, it has offered  us a weird gift of inexplicable recrudesce so that while some countries are in the second phase, others are on the third.  It has even refused our gift, the vaccines, which have created more controversies. Most of us cannot afford it while others have  ordered enough to go round thrise their population and laid out solid strategic responses to vaccine management. Britain, apart from being the first country to approve a vaccine, has appointed a Minister of Vaccines; Japan and  Algeria are offering free vaccines to their citizens and Russia and Britain have started jabbing. Margret Keenan, 91, has become the first(8/12/20) to receive vaccine in UK and  first to receive  Pfizer Vaccine in the whole world, thereby making history in the twilight of her life. In Nigeria however, we are more concerned with quelling treasonable demonstrations  by EndSARSers and the best we have done about the vaccine is to plead for   equitable  distribution. In this dog-eats-dog world?  There are even doubts  as to whether  we  have the capacity  to manage the vaccine logistics , given the  storage specifications. Even then,  Haryana’s Health Minister, Anil Vij 

has just tested positive barely two weeks after being administered a trial vaccine shot of Bharat Biotech’s Covaxin! Bharat Biotech however informed that the efficacy of its vaccine could be determined only fourteen days after a second dose.  Pfizer vaccine also has a 21-day, 2nd dose specification. Scientists, over to you!  And New York Times has just written that ‘the lack of transparency, compounded by dubious business practices, has rattled public confidence in Chinese-made vaccines, even though they have been proved safe’. I learnt that in UK, many citizens are waiting for the PM to take a jab before they can join the queue. But as at today, face-masking, sanitisers/handwashing and social distancing constitute the most effective vaccine. You can take that to the bank.

Anyway, after berthing in China, Oga-Coro opened its first ‘branch office’ in Thailand on 20/1/20, came into Nigeria, the first in Sub Saharan Africa on 28/2/20 and was declared a pandemic and global health emergency on 11/3/20. As at today, the world has had  68m active cases and 1.55 deaths, with Us having 15m active cases and 284000 cases and Nigeria, 69645 active cases and 1181 deaths( as at 7/12/20). And it is still powering on because it is not yet satisfied with its current deadly ‘achievements’!

As Coro celebrates its BD, here is a rundown of some recent developments. The WHO has expressed worry that people are behaving as if it is over just because of the availability of vaccines. He warned us that it is  NOT yet over! He also advised that vaccination should NOT be compulsory, even though countries and institutions have vowed to lock-out non-vaccinated citizens. On the other hand, INTERPOL has issued a global alert, telling us to beware of fake vaccines as organised crime rings target these vaccines physically and online. However, while other countries are doing everything to obtain, distribute and promote vaccine usage, with Obama, Clinton and Bush promising to be vaccinated ‘opendentially’ Brazil’s Bolsonaro, probably an admirer of Trump has boldly declared: ‘I’m not going to take it’! This is despite the fact that he  is an alumni of quarantine facilities and that Brazil is seriously under pressure .  The figures all over the world are alarming  with newer and tighter restrictions being imposed but in Nigeria, it is neither here nor there. Nine states Borno, Gombe, Ebonyi, Abia, Enugu, Adamawa, Kebbi, Zamfara and Kogi states did not report new cases  case between November 8 and December 6 while nationally, we have had 5 days of 300+ figures  from 3rd to 6th December( 343, 324 310, 318, and 390).,  figures we never had throughout September and November. The figures for last week,( 1607) was 31.4% higher than the previous week’s. And I ask again is it that the states did not have cases or that they have refused to test and or report the cases? On  3/12/20, the figures were from only 13 states while on  7/12/20 when we had 390, the highest since August 23rd, only 20 states+ FCT had figures. Were are the other 17 states?

While the second wave is of  global concern, some Nigerians went a-worshipping at Redeemed Christian Church of God church in Turkey, where they were rounded up  by the security officials for breaking social distancing rules, some fined and others scheduled for deportation. However, a group of 300 youths defied the Coro scare and organized a 5-day  ‘Swingers Convention’ themed ‘Naughty in N'Awlins’ in New Orleans,


It was a week of sexual orgy and after that, came the results: 41 of them were coronised! Trumps personal lawyer, Giuliani has been coronised while his controversial pandemic adviser, Dr Atlas a neuroradiologist with no expertise in infectious diseases or epidemiology, has resigned after he has caused much confusion and when the pandemic was at its height. A coronised Singaporean woman, Celine Ng-Chan has given birth to a baby without COVID-19 but with the virus antibodies, providing a new insight  into the mother-child transmission debate.

At least eight inmates were killed and 50 others injured in a violent  riot at the Mahara prison in Siri Lanka. The riots started after prisoners demanded  accelerated testing, separation of the ‘saints from the sinners’( healthy from the coronised) and outright release amid spread of Coro in the prison. More than 1,000 inmates  and 50 prison guards, and at least two of them have died And our precarious situation in Africa has just been amplified when a young(28) Kenyan doctor,

Stephen Mogusu died of Coro while being owed 5 months salary and without health insurance. It was so bad that his family had to engage in online fund-raising to see him through, but to no effect  Meanwhile, an Italian has been fined for breaking Coro  curfew after storming out of the house  following a quarrel with his wife. The man had spent a night in a local hotel and walked away as far as he could and within 1 week, covered  280 miles from northern Como to Southern Fano. The police who rescued the fatigued husband asked the wife, who came to pick him up, to pay the hotel bill and the fine of $485 for breaking the curfew( walking during the curfew period of 10pm-5am)! I cant tell you what the domestic dynamics have been since the man was recued by the wife from whom he was trying to escape!

And now, I have just come across the statistics on average deaths-per-day  due to various ailments. 


It is 438 for Diarrhea, 433 for pneumonia, 430 for tuberculosis, 263 for malaria and  just 4 for Coro. Incidentally, malaria has no vaccine. What does this imply? That while we are conducting this WAC(war against coro,) we should not ignore the management of other more debilitating ailments.

 To conclude this special Coro birthday edition, here  is a report I just received from an anonymous source ‘My uncle attended a wedding party in Lagos on October 31.  Thereafter, he became very sick and he went for coronavirus test and tested positive.  He later found out that 140 out of 185 attendees at the wedding event also tested positive.  He is aware that the bride’s father and a younger sister to the bride (who came in from the USA and who had other underlying conditions) have died.  A few other attendees have also died.  Luckily, he is 100% recovered now and he has vowed never to attend any more public engagement in the near future. .He also told me of another wedding in Ibadan that took place in early November (of course he did not attend).  He said the father of the bride has also died since.

 What do I say? Those  who have ears, let them hear!

NB: Just like Frank Olize searched for the common man years ago, I have always been searching for anybody who have received any of these FG intervention funds. I am glad to announce that I have seen a school proprietress who received the N30000 for ten of her teachers. It is a one-off affair and I do not have any reason to believe that she had to SEE somebody in order to access the grant 

-Ik Muo, PhD. Department of Business Administration, OOU, Ago-Iwoye 08033026625



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