Six Months Later( 27/2 to 27/8) : Oga-Coro brazenly defies our sacrosanct Federal Character !- Ik Muo PhD
Confirmed Cases by State, 27/8/20
States Affected |
No. of Cases (Lab Confirmed) |
No. of Cases (on admission) |
No. Discharged |
No. of Deaths |
Lagos |
18,056 |
2,627 |
15,227 |
202 |
Kano |
1722 |
161 |
1507 |
52 |
Six months ago, 27/2/20, the global celebrity,
Oga-Coro, made a grand entry into
Nigeria. On 27/8/20, the NNDC as usual, released, the state-by
state-statistics. I have looked at the figures with the eyes of an elder. I
have also undertaken an econometrics analysis, aided by the SPSS, version 26.
And one thing is obvious: Oga-Coro
has treated our cherished Federal Character, as it is being practiced in this
centralized and Islamised federation, with utter disdain. That is my focus today but before then, let’s review some recent Coro and non-Coro developments.
One major non-Coro development in recent times is the
outcome of the simmering internecine power struggle at UNILAG, where the
elephants are doing their own things at the expense of the grass, where they
went to the extent of eating their own flesh and drinking their own blood (Isaiah
49:26). I shall not interrogate the matter here. However, something unusual has
happened. The Federal Government disbanded the combatants, appointed an acting
VC, appointed an acting Chairman of Council and swore in a visitation panel,
all in a jiffy. This government has never been this decisive and this fast. The
only time the government was this fast was when it criminalized and proscribed
IPOB or whenever our soldiers attacked IPOBians singing songs and waving flags.
As we await the outcome of these ‘fast-fast’ interventions, I state without
equivocation that this decisiveness is commendable.
Sometimes ago, one laggard in your village school came third from behind
in an exam and when his parents wanted to roast him for his woeful performance, the unrepentant young
man said: after all I did better than 2 others. The other day, the National
Bureau of Statistics reported that our GDP growth for Q2’20 was -6%. Oga-Coro is surely the chief culprit though we were
already by the fireside before the onset of harmattan. But rather than heap all
the blames on Coro, make more promises and move on with life, the Government
decided to behave like the boy who failed his exams; it started beating its
chest and comparing its performance with those of US (-33%), UK (-20%), France (- 14%), Germany (-10%),
Italy (-12.4 per cent), Canada (-12 per cent), Israel (-29 per cent).
And I ask, why not compare with those countries in all realms: poverty, unemployment, inflation, governance and transparency, standard of living and cluelessness index? We can also compare budget per capita where we stand at about $150 per capita with South Africa at $2,000 , Algeria $1700, Morocco, and Cameron,$300! Comparison is never a good way out and if you want to compare sincerely, then, do so comprehensively. I have heard about the formation of New NBA( just like the nPDP?) and … no comments for now. Cairo Ojougbo has also declared that if he released the list of NDDC looters, Nigeria will break. So what is holding him? At least, the country will break without any bloodshed. I however take exception to his assertion that the FG shared N30,000 to EVERYBODY as a Coro palliative. I did NOT receive a dime and I have not seen those who received.
And then, Japanese PM Shinzo Abe has apologetically announced
his resignation for health reasons, saying he did not want his illness to get
in the way of effective leadership and decision making. He had resigned in 2007 for the same reason. Nearer home, 82
year old Guinea’s President, Alpha Conde has humbly accepted to run for a third
term, as nominated by his party, Rally of the Guinean People (RPG).

Abe & Conde: The difference is CLEAR
You want my comments? Different strokes for different folks and it will be a waste of efforts, in Nigeria where ‘they’ will think that the Japanese fellow is crazy, while adopting the Guinean President as role model! Other important developments are: that our refineries which were idle for 12 months had incurred expenses of N142bn.. just for being idle and that the ‘government pikins’ on NDDC scholarship have been ‘settled’, months after some NDDC officials were paid hundreds of millions to go and see how they were faring. The most newsworthy news is the threat by Zamfara State Government to introduce death penalty for reckless driving! And please, do not forget to collect the latest palliative and Christmas gift in advance from our caring government: higher NEPA tariffs( yes; it is still NEPA as nothing has changed) starting from the ember months(1/9/20).
On the Coro-front,
I am glad that Prof Abayomi can now continue with his good works unhindered as he has
escaped from Coro captivity.
Prof Abayomi…off the hook
The numbers are dropping in Nigeria (138 on
30/8/20) and we have an enviable fatality rate of 1.8%. This is happening as India set world record of highest single-day
spike at 78,761 just as it began easing restrictions to help
economy( 30/8/20) That was the 4th
consecutive day India recorded more than 75000 infections. However, the PTF warns that the declining figure was due to lower testing,
and even if the fatality rate is 0.001, you will only know what it feels like
when you have lost someone dear to you. The PTF has also cautioned states about
hasty reopening of schools, just as ASUU( still in the trenches) has warned it
would be disastrous for public schools to resume now. However a faceless group
of renegades masquerading as Congress of University Academics (CUA) had
announced that they were ready to resume.
Lagos has however reopened its
schools and LASU has announced that students would return in batches just as
schools in Osun and Delta States are resuming on 21/9/20. Probably they will be
operating with CUA members.
Meanwhile, here is an interesting news:The
University of Alabama has recorded 566 cases of Coro just six days after it
reopened the school for activities in August 2020!!!
International flights are to resuming this week (5/9/20) four
days after our frenemy, Ghana, had opened its skies (1/9/20). That is good; our
big men who make their money in Nigeria
but live abroad are now celebrating but
I have not heard any exciting offers from our Airlines. This is what I mean: Emirates is
offering free COVID-19 insurance to all of its passengers, which covers medical
expenses, quarantine costs, and repatriation if you miss your flight home. It
also covers the cost of repatriating your body and your funeral if you die from
the virus.
This is an authentic assurance to its passengers.
Furthermore, as we are awaiting September 5, lets note these developments: Last
week, Coro-enforcers stormed a plane minutes before take-off from London
Stansted and dragged off a Coro-patient
who had bolted from quarantine. IndiGo Air quarantined all crew for 14 days after a passenger on Chennai-Coimbatore flight teste Coro-positive. I hope we have factored in all
these, including our irresponsible elite who
are too big to obey the simple protocols.
Meanwhile,
the ferocious global scramble for vaccines continue as Canada, with a population
of 38m has ordered for 76m doses of Novavax Coro vaccines just as US, which
supported the firm’s research efforts with $1,6bn has cornered the first 100m
doses.
Russia also starts the distribution of its own vaccines this month. How does WHO enforce its vaccine equity policy and what is our fate? If we cannot pay hazard allowances, cannot afford PPEs and have challenges conducting tests, how do we join the scramble for vaccines? Any way, as we would always say, God de! There are 173 candidate vaccines as at August at various stages of trials. And as that is going on, anti-Coro groups stormed the German Parliament on Saturday, 29/8/20 in protest against coro protocols
German anti-coro ‘protestants’
just as anti-restriction protest is rocking
Sydney( Australia) while their friends in Nigeria, youths of Nassarawa state,
are forcing coro-compliant residents to
REMOVE their masks! Curious, isn’t it?
Now, we come
to Oga- Coro’s defiance of our cherished and inviolable Federal Character
Policy(FCP). We know what the FCP is and how it operates. It is a principle
that ensures that Emeka, who lives in
Kebbi State and who scored 250marks is not admitted into so called Unity
Schools while Umaru, his class mate who scores 5 marks is admitted. When
applied in breach, it ensures that
appointments( especially security and juicy ones), projects and programmes are
concentrated in the North, especially the Muslim north. Even when states have
the option, the northern states still ‘chose’ the highest of poverty,
unemployment, illiteracy, out of school children and other related
socio-economic indicators. Now as at 27/8/20, we had 53317 confirmed cases. But
contrary to FCP and practices, the
North had only 11270 of this figure; a mere 21%! For the first time, Kano (
1722 cases) allowed Lagos(18056) to take the limelight without any protest. And
as in every other matter, the South East was marginalized with only 3605 cases!
Even on 30/8/20 when we had a suspiciously low figure(138), when the North
decided to reassert its ‘superiority’,
it was championed by Plateau, which ‘scored’ 55(40%); not Kano or even
Kastina, which has recently taken over all juicy federal projects, including a
free $500m Transport University. Free?
Yes; gifted by our kindhearted Chinese friends! This disregard for our policies and practices is
unacceptable! And as a social crusader and champion of regional equity and
balance, I am giving the Federal Character Commission 14 days to investigate this
brazen ,disdainful treatment of our
dearly beloved FCP by Oga Choro.
If not…if not, I will do what I did in 1978! One of us in the NASS, most probably Senator Abaribe, should follow up by moving a motion on the continuous marginalisation of South East, especially coming after the shameful opening of the incomplete Enugu Airport!
Meanwhile, talking seriously, I do not understand the low figures from the
North. Is it that they have suddenly
become more hygienic, more educated more medically aware, or taking more preventive measures? Or is it
that they have ‘fashied’ ( abandoned) the sample collection and testing all
together? What exactly is happening?
This is SUSPICIOUS and I need an answer from the ‘oyibo’ at NDDC.
Great perspectives on critical sectors locally and globally too. Great writer of our time in substance garnished with humour. This is really Chinua Achebe reincarnated.
ReplyDeleteThis succinctly captured the 6-month reign of oga coro in Nigeria. Kudos sir!
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Nice Analysis from Muo the spirit...
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ReplyDelete" . the Government decided to behave like the boy who failed his exams; it started beating its chest and comparing its performance with those of US (-33%), UK (-20%), France (- 14%), Germany (-10%), Italy (-12.4 per cent), Canada (-12 per cent), Israel (-29 per cent). "
Muoigbo, why are you criticising the Federal Government of Nigeria? Don't be surprised if the Buhari administration offers palliative assistance to US, France and Italy. Make we measure!
"Cairo Ojougbo has also declared that if he released the list of NDDC looters, Nigeria will break. So what is holding him?"
Haba!
You are expecting too much. Cairo is not a member of either the IPOB or the O'Odua People's Liberation Movement. He cannot do their work for them.
Abe vs Conde
I am grateful that you did not forget our own local example in this comparing and contrasting. Guinea far o!
All is well
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