Some
readers of this treatise will begin by asking: when did Ik become a prophet?
But this does not worry me; after all, they asked this same question of the
great Saul when they exclaimed: Is Saul also among the prophets (1 Samuel,10:11). However, I have some solid explanations for
them and others like them who do not recognize or who underrate my prophet
credentials. Firstly, as a child of God, I am a king, prophet and priest.
Secondly, I am a spirit (Muo) and all spirits see in the present and in the
future. Thirdly, all those prophets who had made several prophetic declarations
in and about Nigeria, including those who prophesied that PMB would not win the
last elections, that the N would equal the $, that a dictator could
easily become a democrat, (as if a leopard would change its spots) were and are
mostly self-appointed or self-anointed. So, what is wrong if I anointed myself?
Finally, in Nigeria where everything holds, when one does not require a
certificate to become anything, I don’t require any certification to become a
prophet! QED!! QEF!!!
Now
to the serious business of the day. As
we move increasingly towards the next level in the year 2020, some politicians
would die, others will decamp, the rest would continue to mutilate their
constituency projects, some will still SLEEP during plenary sessions and many
will be disappointed in their political quests.
The various DISCOs will
continue to deliver more darkness than light; they will continue to brazenly
STEAL from their customers and the spirit of uncertainty in the power circuit (NERC,
TCN, DISCOs and GENCOs) will continue to be more potent. Traffic gridlock within Lagos, towards Lagos
and on the Lagos-Onitsha route, will be more pronounced, especially as the
operatives’ pockets would be empty after the yuletide ‘spend to die’ season.
Rainy season would start around May nationwide but will start in January in
Lagos; the weather will become hotter and hard to predict and the number of
foreign okada riders in Lagos will continue to increase in geometric
proportions, just as area-boys will become more daring. The war against corruption will continue to
be more motion and little movement because efforts are not being made to plug
the gaping holes from which our public funds are siphoned. Trump will also
continue to ‘trumpeteer’, always doing the unimaginable and confusing the
American system and institutions.
Having
finished with the above earth-shaking prophecies, of which I am 101% certain,
let me then go to other minor matters. In 2017, the APC government, on its own
accord and in an effort to concretise its vague change agenda, designed the Economic
Recovery and Growth Plan as a strategic medium-term economic management
framework. In terms of SMART objectives,
ERGP promised a real GDP growth of 4.62% on the average, reaching 7%; oil
production to 2.5mbpd; employment
reduction to 11.23, through the creation of 3.7m jobs annually, inflation at
9.9% and among others, become a net exporter of agricultural and refined
petroleum products, all by 2020
A comparison of the ERGP projections with
current realities and figures for 2020 budget shows that the plan performed far below expectations.
Growth in the 3rd quarter of 2019 was 1.94%, indicating that the GDP
needs to grow by at least 7% so as to meet the ERGP target. However, even the
government has reversed its 2020 growth projections to 2.93%, indicating that
it has given up on its earlier expectations of 7%. Unemployment is 23.1% for
2019 while the Minister of Labour had prophesied that it would hit 33% by 2020.
Oil production is projected at 2.18MBPD for 2020 as against the ERGP figure of
2.5MBPD and current production of 1.9mbpd in Q1’19. Total debts stood at
N24.9trn as at March, 2019 against the
ERGP figure of N20trn and the hope of
being a net exporter of petroleum products remains a pipe dream while a demand-supply gap of 2,2m tones still
exists in the rice market, despite CBN interventions which is one of the
reasons the price of rice has soared almost 100% since the recent border
closure. So, what is my prophetic message to Nigerians as regards the economy?
Now Your Suffering Continues and the most painful aspect is that the government
will continue to tell us that we are already in an economic Eldorado!
I am not a Chike Obi but I know that solve an
equation, one has to manipulate both sides. I am not a JK Randle but I also
know that every accounting entry involves debit and credit, or else, I will not
balance. In the recent past the FGN has been doing everything to upturn these
two self-evident truths by hammering exclusively on the revenue side of the
expenditure-revenue equation. So, based on the strange theory that Nigeria has
a ‘revenue problem’, the government has taken some weird unorthodox steps to
increase revenue. These include border closure, increase in VAT, introduction
of all sorts of taxation and the strange practice in which Customs officials
who cleared goods at the boarder or allowed them to slip through the boarders
would waylay people on the roads and invade shops and markets, to seize these
same goods. Nobody in the customs service has been queried as to how the goods
came in in the first instance (after all, they queried Fowler of FIRS). Certainly,
nobody has done everything to reduce the outlandish costs of running this
strange structure called a centralized federation (security votes, out of
station allowances, cost of local and foreign travels, cutleries and costs of
repairs and maintenance). Surely, as long as my name remains Prophet Ik Muo,
these strange revenue raising tactics while continue while sinful
ostentatiousness by those in government will continue in 2020.
2020 is also a year of politicians and
politicking. In states like Anambra and Edo states, where elections are
scheduled, government and governance will be surrendered to the alter of
electioneering. Even the government at the center will forget that it has WON
the elections and continue on the campaign mode of making promises, defending
the indefensible and making strange comments like the ‘5% votes’ declaration.
The degree of inclusiveness in our appointments will continue to plummet and,
in these states, scheduled for elections, newer versions of the Kogi model will
be implemented. As we have just come out of the holy season of Christmas, and
as politicking is still in the air, I want to leave us with these Beatitudes of
Politicians as authored by Cardinal Van
Thuan: Blessed are the politician with a lofty sense and deep understanding of
his role; who personally exemplifies credibility; who works for the common
good, who remains consistent, who works for unity and to accomplish radical
change, who is capable of listening and who is without fear. For Nigerian
Politicians in particular, blessed be those who stay faithful to his ideology
and his party, irrespective of whether the party has just won or lost an
election.
I wish all men of good will, a fruitful 2020.
I also thank those who felicitated with me on my birthday on 1/1/20 and
particularly the Ministry of Internal affairs who made it a public holiday so
that those who failed to show-face will not have any alibi!
·
I
apologise for my inability to maintain this column in the past two weeks. It was
because, circumstances ‘ko-warrant’!
Ik Muo, PhD. Department of Business Administration, OOU, Ago-Iwoye; 08033026625
Well stated , the prophet of our time, I believe we will all celebrate when all this has come to pass by 2020 ending,
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ReplyDeleteThe various DISCOs will continue to deliver more darkness than light, very HILARIOUS!!!!! - EEDC should take note!!!!!!!! with their ESTIMATED BILLINGS without Meter
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